Double Fine’s “Thank You Bus Driver”: Slap Your Way to Indie Glory!

It’s been a whirlwind few months for Double Fine, fresh off their amicable split from Xbox. While they’re exploring new avenues like that ambitious game jam Kickstarter (with a slightly optimistic $100 million stretch goal for “Brutal Legend 2”), the legendary indie studio has just unveiled its first project since going independent: “Thank You Bus Driver,” a delightfully absurd bus simulator where your primary objective is to keep passengers in line… by slapping them.

The Rules Are Simple (Mostly)

For those unfamiliar with the intricacies of bus simulation, the core gameplay loop involves navigating routes, stopping at designated locations, and transporting passengers to their destinations. “Thank You Bus Driver” follows this familiar formula, but with a crucial twist: your passengers must adhere to a strict set of rules. Think no sleeping, absolutely no toenail clipping (seriously!), and definitely no “stinky” behavior.

So, what happens when someone breaks the rules? That’s where the slap-happy fun begins! You’re tasked with maintaining order on your bus, but doing so requires constant vigilance. A rearview mirror provides a glimpse of your passengers, but turning to administer a well-deserved smack means momentarily diverting your attention from the road. The risk of crashing into oncoming traffic adds a layer of hilarious tension.

The game masterfully balances the need to enforce rules with the pressure of adhering to a strict schedule. New rules can be introduced at any moment, forcing you to stay on your toes. The better you perform, the more thank-you notes you receive, granting you extra time between stops. You’ll also unlock charming dashboard trinkets and explore different town variants.

While “Thank You Bus Driver” currently lacks a firm release date, it’s already available to wishlist on Steam
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. Prepare for a ride unlike any other!

Double Fine’s Independence: A New Chapter

The announcement of “Thank You Bus Driver” coincided with an interview featuring studio head Tim Schafer, who discussed the process of Double Fine’s departure from Xbox. When faced with the possibility of the studio being shut down, Schafer’s immediate reaction was a determination to keep it alive. He famously stated, “No one puts Double Fine out of business except for me.” While he jokingly referenced shooting his own dog (metaphorically, of course), he emphasized his confidence in the future and the support from fans.