pnog Official Cover

pnog

🏒 wolfmother πŸ“… 28 Mar 2015

🎬 Deep Vision & Technical Analysis

πŸŒ† Atmosphere & Visual Direction

Authentic vintage visual direction representing landmark era aesthetic standards.

⚑ Action Pacing & Physics Engine

Systemic interaction and engaging pacing designed for historical immersion.

🎯 Performance & Launch Trajectory

An essential milestone preserved in masterclass gaming archival standard.

Game Overview & History

pnog - Game Overview & History
πŸ“Έ Official HD Capture: pnog - Game Overview & History

Look! It's another Pong clone! This one isn't even very pretty.

The developer of this game is asking for 88 cents? What on Earth could justify spending any amount of money on Pong ever?

Gameplay Mechanics & Systems

This game hates you.

Your computer is going to hate you.

Release & Industry Impact

You are going to smash your keyboard and re-evaluate everything you hold dear.

There is no possible outcome of buying this game that doesn't end in hating yourself, your life and your computer. There is no reason you would ever want to do this to yourself. Seriously. But you're going to anyway.

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Gameplay video / funnies