Groin Gravitators Official Cover

Groin Gravitators

🏢 Hulk Handsome 📅 02 May 2015

🎬 Deep Vision & Technical Analysis

🌆 Atmosphere & Visual Direction

Authentic vintage visual direction representing landmark era aesthetic standards.

⚡ Action Pacing & Physics Engine

Systemic interaction and engaging pacing designed for historical immersion.

🎯 Performance & Launch Trajectory

An essential milestone preserved in masterclass gaming archival standard.

Game Overview & History

Official HD Capture: Groin Gravitators - Game Overview & History
📸 Official HD Capture: Groin Gravitators - Game Overview & History

A game for two players (or one very skilled player). Try to stay as close as possible without touching dongs.

The genitals are attracted to each other, so players will always be fighting back. As the game progresses, the pull becomes stronger. Barriers will also start appearing, making groin avoidance even more difficult.

Gameplay Mechanics & Systems

Official HD Capture: Groin Gravitators - Gameplay Mechanics & Systems
📸 Official HD Capture: Groin Gravitators - Gameplay Mechanics & Systems

Points are lost if the players are too far away from each other, signified by red groins. Normal scoring occurs when the groins are different colours. If the players get very close, stars will burst from the raw energy created between them, and MASSIVE BONUS POINTS will be awarded!CONTROLS:Player 1 (Peter Molyneux)Left: ARight: DPlayer 2 (David Bowie as seen in Jim Henson’s Labyrinth)Left: Left ArrowRight: Right Arrow

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Release & Industry Impact

DEV NOTES:I’m very proud of this game! It was made for Molyjam Deux. I’m very happy with the game itself, which is a lot of fun, and the fact that it points out how absurd hyper masculinity is. This game was a pretty huge hit, and was even featured at the IndieCade games festival in LA!